Tuesday, June 14, 2005

random funny shit

companys i deal with everyday:
*fuchs lubricants - haha, the entry page is just funny
*all erection tool & dye
*bj service - providing "pumping services"
*assman corp.
*bonar plastics
HAHA!

me & ian's synonyms for DOIN IT:
*no pants dance
*making love
*bumping uglies
*knocking boots
*hot beef injection
(suggestions are welcome!)

ps: i laughed my ass off for hours last nite at this credit card experiment

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow melessa you have such an insiteful blog and by the way your picture looks you seem to be very sexy to im like your biggest fan.
keep posting im always readiing


love
your secret reader and listener im watching your every step from work to home to your faggot ass boyfriends house and everywhere else you may go biotch my cameras are always on your sexy ass
p.s. this is lotti

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with the first comment

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i also agree you must be sexy

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man if i didnt already have a girlfriend i would ask to meet you

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love your blog omg you are seriously the best blogger i have ever been given the pleasure of reading

2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want your body

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i want to do the no pants dance with you

2:09 PM  

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