fucked up events

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anyway...after unfortunally going to the "whisky ranch" in hickville, ohio usa last nite, my ride was too drunk to go any farther so i volunteered to take the bus. little did i know that the buses stopped running...so i walked and staggered and flipped off pervs for about an hour or two before i found a payphone and called ian. he came flying to my rescue on a shitty rusty huffy. so we walked from North Olmsted to Lakewood last nite, it only look like...4 hours? i love him too much.

*guess what "nicked olivia" is an anagram for? you are a genious if you know.
*this guy is really talented
*and i love amy cause she's so damn funny
**two paris hilton finds: #1 and #2
HOT HOT HOT
just like me right now cause it's 92 degrees and we aint got no a/c. it looks like rain so hopefully that will happen. what can i do until ian gets off work? i'm bored i wish we had a slip n slide, except the fancy kind, not the kind made of latex or whatever the fuck it is, that shit hurts going down.