time to grow up

i want to go back to school. this school. cause it's cheap and i don't need any fancing schooling.
i'm on their website and they have this to say about cancelled classes: "The College reserves the right to cancel any class due to unforeseen circumstances, including but not limited to strikes, either legal and illegal, ACTS OF GOD, civil disturbinces or any other cause beyond its control"

haha...