EW!!! and AHH!!! and...am i gay?

[ugly picture of cameron diaz looking like a crack head]
kinda like this but with excessive red lipstick, etc.

I JUST RALPHED ALL OVER MYSELF! i used to think she was cute, but, um, uh, eh, ughhhhhh yuk.

i'll take one of these any day:





i must be gay or maybe i just like girls? trust me, ian wouldn't care to be in a me/paris sandwhich...would he?