ebay

rules. i am obsessed with it now. i don't even have to leave my house to go to the thrift store. just leave to get a money order and mail the shit out. it comes to me now. unfortunally i didn't win this i'm so pissed at whoever did get it. they are some hot ass shoes. and this too.
although, i did win THIS!

he would fit right in!

if i had 3g's i would totally pay this hobo to live on the corner of e.40th and st.clair for a week advertising something like tampons, or bullet-proof vests.

i cringe everytime i see your face or your stupid outfit or hear your name or anything that rhymes with it

LOVES IT! click on "constantine takes a fall" hahaha that's what i like to see. what a dumb loser...he sucks! his voice is shit and he looks weird and probably smokes crack or makes out with his mom.

i laughed, i cried, i drank...really

last nite was fun even though i acted like a loon. i'm sorry ian...i love you.

this just in! twiggy will be replacing janice on ANTM...awesome!

i need to sleep now. but i can't and that sucks. i have no idea what's going on right now.

happy birthday to me

it's my birthday! IAN IF YOU READ THIS i forgot my cell phone at home. so i'll call you. anyway - i'm excited. it's MY SPECIAL DAY! wooo! i was born today oh so long ago, so was stevie nicks, pam grier, helena bonham carter and kristen pfaff (r.i.p.),
interesting fax:
-today in 1977 a guy scaled the world trade center by attaching himself to the window washer thing and walking straight up (into police custody)
-today is Mother's Day in Poland
-today in 1956 althea gibson was the first african-american to win a tennis tournament
-today in 1978 the first legal casino opened
-today in 1994 lisa marie and michael jackson got married!
-today in 1864 Montana was invented
-today is the 146th day out of 365
-here is last years may 26 food recall list EWWWW!

if you are a GEMINI like me, you are probably adaptable, communicative, eloquent, youthful and lively. the GEMINI color is green, animal is the wolf, and the planet is mercury.

my dream has come true!

Take the quiz: "Which Celebrity It Girl are You?"

Paris
You are Paris Hilton! You are the most popular girl in town. Everyone loves you, and loves to hate you. People think your a slut because of a few scandals you were involved in....but they don't know the true story. You are stylish and fun and know how to party, and that is why you are the toast of the town!

oops there goes my face

i love cigarettes, but not this much

britney exposed

click here if you want to cut britney in half

paris hilton's crotch

click to end hunger! eat paris!

living on a farm

dave chappelle is in ohio! if only dayton wasn't 5 hours away. AMY IF YOU READ THIS YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

thursday is my birthday

i am interested in these clothes
incase you didn't know what to get me

t-mobile scam

here is what really happened in the t-mobile incident with paris. damn these hackers are getting crafty.
click it or ticket

penis + paris = no big surprise

hahahhhaahahahahahahah THIS is great! click on the first video link "Paris Hilton fait une passage remarqué à Cannes avec des robes glamour mais" whatever that means.
at the end someone shoves a dildo in paris' face!!

wow, i feel pretty lame

and so will you

oh my dear god

Aerosmith frontman Stephen Tyler is launching his own clothing line and it'll debut sometime this year. Tyler is calling it "Tyler Overland" He says, "It's exactly what I wore in the old days When I look at the clothes, it was put together with such passion, each piece has a life of its own and it's going to be high end. It's going to be a good thing to buy and save."

is this a joke? hahaha that's hilarious!!! i didn't even notice there wasn't a punchline, it's just so fuckin funny you don't even need one! oh my hahahahahahaha... i can't stop laughing. woooooah. damn. that's funny shit.

dave chappelle

"I'm not crazy. I'm not smoking crack. I'm definitely stressed out." That's the update from Dave Chappelle, who, after being MIA for the past few weeks, has turned up in South Africa, where he granted a interview to Time magazine for its new issue.
source

THANK YOU!!!!
this should end the ridiculous rumors

weekend

punk rock is a joke.
everyone puts on their special outfits, does their hair so it looks undone, acts retarded. i can't believe i used to be apart of that scene. UGHHHH.
anyway, i'm kinda high and it's awesome.
i can't find anything worth reporting in celebrity news...other than i can't wait for wednesday (america's next top model finale) woo!

luna babes

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!
don't be scared of my kitty cat - she's a dollbaby

what the hell???

natalie...dear...i hope you have a nice wig collection

awesome

peaches would love this