Monday, August 29, 2005

where did you get that gun?

HEY Clevelanders... did you ever want to know if your neighbor/mom/enemy/husband registered a gun between april 15 and june 30, 2005? Just click HERE! Wonderfully organized by County Name for your convenience.

Monday, August 22, 2005

license plates aren't cool

I've started taking pictures of cars with personalized license plates around Cleveland. Here's my collection so far:

seems like a random vanity plate

all i have to say is FUCK YOU to this guy

what are they trying to say? they're getting laid a lot?

again, not quite sure

in south carolina, my sperm doner has this one

who wants to explain this one to me?

yeah, i looked...not impressed

here's what this asshole looked like....hahaha

Thursday, August 11, 2005

time to grow up

i want to go back to school. this school. cause it's cheap and i don't need any fancing schooling.
i'm on their website and they have this to say about cancelled classes: "The College reserves the right to cancel any class due to unforeseen circumstances, including but not limited to strikes, either legal and illegal, ACTS OF GOD, civil disturbinces or any other cause beyond its control"


Tuesday, August 09, 2005

why me

well, sorry i haven't updated in forever. my lip looks a little better if anyone was wondering about that. this past month has been the worst ever.
if anyone sees a short guy with facial hair named "shawn" hanging around Lakewood or surrounding areas wearing a "drink cafe'" shirt or some other jock get-up please murder him for me.
*UPDATE* he lives in the "river oaks apartments" off of center ridge road in rocky river. apartment #4. it won't be hard to find him, i gave you all his info above.
i can't tell you why, but if you need to know why you are killing him - just contact me and i will explain.
the reward is being offered in the form of eternal friendship with me.
i'm worn out. i really am.
all i can do is give you some weird websites but i need to go to sleep and not wake up. so if i wake up, you'll be getting those links.

*UPDATE* i never woke up